ANAL CUNT Frontman Hospitalized In A Coma - Oct. 13, 2004

According to a posting at the official web site of Seth Putnam, the ANAL CUNT frontman has been hospitalized in a coma. "Further rumors and speculation as to his condition at this point, are just that, rumors and speculation — no one, not even the doctors are certain of what Seth's outcome will be," the posting adds. "Family members thank all of the fans who have expressed their sympathy for Seth's situation, and ask that you respect their privacy at this time. They have promised to update me with any new information."

UPDATE: The above quote/statement has been removed from www.sethputnam.com by Seth's webmaster. An official statement may follow later on.

You're In A Coma

you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug
but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag

[pre chorus:]
you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move

[chorus:]
you're in a coma [x4]

i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice
you're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a vegetable

...

[repeat pre chorus and chorus]