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Anmeldedatum: 13.11.2003
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| EDC |
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Mod Of The Rotten
Anmeldedatum: 03.11.2003
Beiträge: 3480
Wohnort: Augusta Vindelicorum
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| Verfasst am: 27.02.2008, 18:46
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Mod Of The Rotten
Anmeldedatum: 03.11.2003
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Wohnort: Augusta Vindelicorum
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| Verfasst am: 27.02.2008, 20:24
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Son Of Satan, Rotting In Hell
Anmeldedatum: 15.07.2004
Beiträge: 202
Wohnort: Twighlight Zone - Innenstadt
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EDC hat Folgendes geschrieben:
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| Verfasst am: 01.03.2008, 12:01
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Mod Of The Rotten
Anmeldedatum: 03.11.2003
Beiträge: 3480
Wohnort: Augusta Vindelicorum
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Hab grad auf Myspace ein paar Anwalts-Stilblüten geschickt bekommen:
Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget.
Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan!
Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo.
Witness: We both do.
Attorney: Voodoo?
Witness: We do.
Attorney: You do?
Witness: Yes, voodoo.
Attorney: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Attorney: The youngest son, the 21-year-old, how old is he?
Witness: Uh, he’s 21.
Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Witness: Are you shit’n me?
Attorney: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And what were you doing at that time?
Witness: Uh… I was gett’n laid!
Attorney: She had three children, right?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: How many were boys?
Witness: None.
Attorney: Were there any girls?
Witness: Are you kidding me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?
Witness: Now, whose death do you suppose terminated it?
Attorney: Can you describe the individual?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Attorney: Was this a male or a female?
Witness: Guess.
Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
Witness: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
Attorney: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
Witness: Oral.
Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Attorney: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
Witness: No, he was sitting on the table, wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Witness: Huh, are you qualified to ask that question?
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. |
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Mod Of The Rotten
Anmeldedatum: 03.11.2003
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| Verfasst am: 15.03.2008, 10:31
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Mod Of The Rotten
Anmeldedatum: 03.11.2003
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| Verfasst am: 19.03.2008, 15:22
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Mod Of The Rotten
Anmeldedatum: 03.11.2003
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| Panzerchrist |
| Verfasst am: 23.03.2008, 14:39
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Lucifer's Twin
Anmeldedatum: 09.05.2004
Beiträge: 546
Wohnort: Scheisskaff, nähe Meitingen
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| Verfasst am: 10.04.2008, 09:47
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Mod Of The Rotten
Anmeldedatum: 03.11.2003
Beiträge: 3480
Wohnort: Augusta Vindelicorum
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| Verfasst am: 02.05.2008, 17:32
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Admin Of The Rotten
Anmeldedatum: 28.10.2003
Beiträge: 1588
Wohnort: Blackwater Park
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mmhhhh...lecker...
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Son Of Satan, Rotting In Hell
Anmeldedatum: 16.02.2008
Beiträge: 163
Wohnort: z'hoimenegg dussa
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Carcass77 hat Folgendes geschrieben: mmhhhh...lecker...
ich hab ja (wie so ziemlich jede frau auf diesem planeten)
eine spinnen-phobie... und dann noch als bananenshake...
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| Verfasst am: 20.05.2008, 09:31
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Mod Of The Rotten
Anmeldedatum: 03.11.2003
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| Verfasst am: 02.06.2008, 09:45
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Mod Of The Rotten
Anmeldedatum: 03.11.2003
Beiträge: 3480
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| Lemmy |
| Verfasst am: 02.06.2008, 16:57
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Demon Spawn
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Kalender
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