Hab grad in nem anderen Forum ein paar Erweiterungen und Varianten gelesen, hier ein paar Highlights:
NSBM: The aryan protagonists arrives yelling 14/88 and looks for the Fraulein. He sends the jewish dragon to a concentration camp. The dragon contacts Israel and the protagonist is convicted under crimes of racism.
BATTLE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.
TR00 KVLT BLACK METAL: The protagonist doesn't show up to fight the dragon.
UNBLACK METAL: The protagonist sees the dragon, which is one of the many forms of Satan, and asks God to get rid of him in a prayer. He then says to the princess that they are not going to have sex until marriage.
EMO:
The protagonist sees the dragon and cries. He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.
GRINDCORE:
The protagonist arrives, sees what's going on and kills the princess for subjecting the dragon to oppressive reptilian stereotyping
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon and saves the princess, but complains they don't make dragons and princesses like they used to in the 80s.
Kommt natürlich nix an Graves Geniestreiche hin...
High Heels
Verfasst am: 15.12.2004, 22:05
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
PORN METAL:
At the protagonist El Grabo's house arrives a bunch of "Zeugen Jehovas", which bring the Dreck onto his carpet in the housefloor. Inside their speaker spreads all the Leuchtturm-Pictures he's got in the front of the Castle-Communications-Pressing of "Nö sleep 'til Hammersmith". So El Grabo shows a fax of the former Princess of Wales and admits he has killed her....but he'd like to fuck again her dead body, slash her belly open and eat her guts, but unfortunately she has been fucked by Sparkass for the third time before. Besides he shows them Randy Burns-produced "Eaten back to live"-album by CANNIBAL CORPSE and tells the Jehovas for the last time to fuck off.
Martl
Verfasst am: 15.12.2004, 21:18
Juhuuuuuuu - Böardies finest
Komisch, fehlt nur no El Grabo himself in der Auflistung...
Jan
Verfasst am: 15.12.2004, 15:30
hahahahahah
geilo!
Bernd
Verfasst am: 15.12.2004, 14:30
....the princess...... the princess of the dawn...
The protagonist Bernd arrives by Schöner-Wochenende-Ticket, spits into the wagon, drinks another six-pack of beers and chants "THE PRINCESS... THE PRINCESS OF THE DAWN!!"
GRIND METAL:
The protagonist Disastrous arrives on the dancefloor, plays something completely undecipherable on air-guitar for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL:
The protagonist Jürgen arrives, having a winebottle and a Doppelkorn, escapes from security-guard Drago Matic, saves a big-box of "Prince Denmark" and ends with his sidekick Gig in police-arrest.
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist Hannes arrives, plays some Blind Guardian-dragon-fuckstuff, backs the priceless appearance of fleeing Graves - easy and quick
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist Ruud van Niistelroy arrives with some friends playing accordion-style-NDH, with violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the crowd falls asleep (from all the dozing) protagonist leaves without the encore "princess of the dawn"
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist Davud arrives in a schick Kilt, kills the dragon with his mighty body-stench (no axe-deo available), cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist Martl arrives, his bass-playing-skills impress the dragon, gets bucks from manager-pretending princess and bills her his new fretless-base, then leaves
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist Alex arrives at midnight, his pale skin impress Drago Matic, so he leads him to his new Chevy Impala in the front of the castle.....the Sodom-tape beats the Accept-stuff by far, after that Slayer's "Spill the blood" hits the car-stereo before "killing is my business.... and business is good" follows, where Exodus' "Impaler" defloweres the vehicle conclusivly
GORE METAL:
The protagonist Neefl arrives, kicks Blinki butt and spreads his guats Bödele in the front of the Rockfabrik-Männerscheißhaus, orders another Faxe-beer while Bernd still claims for "the princess of the dawn".
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist Konstantin arrives, sees the price of the Stuttgart beer and thinks that he surely could bear an Oettinger-sixpack, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and suffers of Dünnschiss for three weeks
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist Sparkass arrives at the milk-bar and takes place for 26 minutes, Zeisi kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the ladies' restroom, enters a solo-cabin and unleashes a thunderous shit with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the female princesses escape, and now the restroom's "CLOSED DUE TO SEVERE STORM" for all the other Heavy-Metal- protagonists
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist Mango arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and sends him to "Spectrum-Club", before he steals Mango's Hawaii-Hemd and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist Gegge arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures which drags on, and gets escorted out of Rockfabrik by security guards yelling "HOOUUUUUU" at the end of each sentence.
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Koller
Verfasst am: 14.12.2004, 21:43
feett geil!!
Sabbatical Maniac
Verfasst am: 14.12.2004, 17:17
... and the princess, the dragon and all people in the area are killed by the lutz'schen Schleiereffekt
rambold666
Verfasst am: 14.12.2004, 16:54
kleine korrektur...
THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, drinks 30 beers with the dragon and farts into the princess´face
Carcass77
Verfasst am: 14.12.2004, 16:09
A Metalhead, a Dragon and a Princess....
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all
the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
Verfasst am: 19.12.2004, 15:26
