einfach nicht nüchtern reingehen. und scho wird alles gut

"Things you shoudn't do when you watch LOTR at the cinema:

When you pay for your ticket hold your money up and yell "FOR GONDOR!!!!!!"

Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

When Elrond appears on screen, ask "Where's Neo?" -or- Ask people around
you where all the other Elronds are

Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr Anderson"

In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST
RUN"

Make your cellphone ring at different intervals in the movie. Make sure it
has a LOTR ringtone.

At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle
Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing
off, return quietly to your seat.

Rub your penis against the neck of the person in front hissing "my
prrrrecioussss"

After Return of the King, while everyone is crying and in shock, stand up
and scream, "Wait a minute, was this a sequal to something? It didn't make
any sense!"

Everytime, when Gandalf appears on screen, shout: "Something's MAGNETIC
here!!!"

Very loudly say, "So if this is Middle Earth, is there a Top and Bottom
Earth, or a Left and Right Earth?"

If you end up seeing the extended versions of either Fellowship or Two
Towers in the cinema, loudly identify all the stuff that wasn't originally
in them.

Whenever Legolas comes on the screen obnoxiously say to your neighbors "I
like his hair! Do you like his hair? How'd he straighten it? Aww I wish I
had his hair!!"

When Gandalf reappears in TTT, scream atop of your lungs: "HEY! DIDN'T
OBIWAN DIE IN THE LAST FILM?!"

Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says:
"The Ring".

Loudly ask where they found a guy that thin to play Gollum

Sit next to a person who is a little on the heavy side and scream "stupid
fat hobbitises" every time they go to eat something

Scream "It's Peter Jackson" every time an extra is on the screen

Complain loudly every time something in the movie differs from the book,
and explain the difference at length to the people next to you

When someone dies in slo-mo, yell, "I love bullet-time!"

At the end tell people that this was the weakest Harry Potter movie so far,
it was nothing like the book!

After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."